62: Sofia’s Declassified 20s Survival Guide

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

There are 3 things that are for certain in this life: death, taxes, and being force-fed information about MGK and Megan Fox. We’re happy to have you back Sloots. We have A LOT to fill you in on. In case you haven’t heard, Sofia is now TikTok’s newest star! Shout out to the NY Post for making this possible. This week Sofia dissects her latest media debacle and how this podcast will soon come to an end due to her newfound fame. Once she snapped back into reality, Sofia then covers the most blood-sucking news of the week…Megan Fox and MGK’s engagement. At this point, we (unfortunately) know more about their relationship than we do ourselves. After devising her plan to sneak into their Twilight-themed wedding, Sofia moves on to the most important period of the week: SLOOT UNIVERSITY. This week, Professor Sloot embraces her motherly role and brings us in with a warm embrace. Whether you’re just entering or exiting your twenties, Sofia’s Declassified Survival Guide will help you get through them (or at the very least let you know you’re not the ONLY shit show around here). From student loans to job hunting, and outgrowing friends - Sofia has it ALL covered. Pencils and paper out Sloots, we know you needed this one. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! Native Deodorant: http://www.nativedeo.com/SOFIA or use promo code SOFIA at checkout and get 20% off your first order Zola: http://www.Zola.com and use promo code SAVE50 for 50-percent off your save the dates To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Many of us are already planning our New Year's resolutions to work out more in 2023.
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0:37.2	Hello, Guten Tag. Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening.
0:41.6	Welcome to Sophia with an F. My name is Sophia with an F. The only pH you will find is with
0:50.8	another Sophia that spells it with a pH which is spelled incorrectly.
0:54.4	Or with my healthy pH balance.
1:00.0	Wow, I fucking hated that. My producers here. Hi, Alex.
1:04.4	Hi, I'm back from the dead.
1:06.7	Yeah. How was it playing hooky and not coming into work last week?
1:11.9	It was lovely. Thank you. Just trying to not die, you know.
1:15.3	Yeah. Fighting for my life.
1:17.6	Yeah, I got that. I mean, people still work though when they don't feel good.
1:21.6	Okay. Okay, guys. So in case you've been living under a rock and didn't spend your weekend
1:30.5	worshiping me, you may have missed some breaking news about me.
1:38.3	If you don't follow me on social media, you absolutely should. So if you're
1:41.2	then F. Rankin with the Y, I was featured in the New York Post this week.
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