61: Your Anxiety Is Lying To You

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake…yet Welcome home Slooty Pebbles! It’s a new week and Sofia is BACK from Miami and more specifically, straight out of a stripper’s asshole! No, seriously. This week we dive into A LOT of topics. First, Sofia gives us a rundown of her trip and tells a special story about how a Sloot spotted her out and about and felt it was appropriate to attempt to embarrass her in front of her friends. Next, we dive into the hottest (literally) story of the week regarding an Instagram model, Drake, a condom, and condiment. Something out of the four doesn’t belong! We dive into the topic of “trapping” and how no matter how rich he is…it’s pretty much NEVER worth it. Finally, In this weeks Sloot University we cover a very important topic: anxiety. Sofia unpacks the many different forms of anxiety, the harsh yet humorous reality about her struggles, and how much therapy honestly fucking sucks. But we support it! 2022 has started off HOT (Frank’s Red Hot specifically) and we are back to our regularly scheduled program! Love you Sloots Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Postmates: Use code SOFIA20 to get $20 off your first order of $30 or more. Just download the Postmates app Dipsea: http://dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/ click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in SOFIA to get a 60-day free trial To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:37.4	Hello, everyone.
0:40.4	Hi, welcome to my show. Sophia with an F. I am Sophia. I know I sound congested as
0:49.5	fuck, so please bear with me and I will try to keep my coughing to a minimum.
0:53.9	I am at my little studio. It is in my mom's basement.
1:00.7	It's really cozy. I'm wearing two pairs of pants, and I'm wearing two sweaters,
1:08.8	and I have long socks and my uggs on. Drinking a hot tea with honey in it.
1:15.4	I'm trying to make hot tea a new thing in 2022. Less alcohol, less coffee, more hot tea.
1:23.1	And yeah, I'm fucking freezing. I'm fucking mom.
1:28.6	I, I, I honest, I want my mom to overhear this because she is the thermostat police.
1:37.7	Has anyone fucking dealt with this? Whatever home you are staying at,
1:43.6	there's a person that lingers over the thermostat and the, oh, they notice if you
1:51.2	fucking switch the temperature. If I change the temperature, one degree, my mom will hunt me down,
2:01.2	and she will actually ask every single person in the house to come clean on who fucking
2:06.3	change the thermostat. So I have actually adapted, and I got myself a little space heater,
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