615: Robot Uncle Merkel Carer

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Regular Features is funded in part by the British Associate of Uncles (BAU), because if it's not your mother's brother, well what the hell are we even doing here. In this one, Joe's got robot hoover problems, Log wants to know who's gonna push him around in his wheelbarrow when he's old, and Steve gets to know a former Chancellor what done disappeared because nobody remember to believe in her aww.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features.
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0:07.0	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:10.0	The podcast that's exactly the same every week.
0:12.9	And just like every week, I'm joined by John Logg Blythe.
0:16.4	And Steve Hoggatie.
0:19.1	Hello.
0:19.7	Oh, I thought you were going to do a laugh.
0:22.0	Thank you.
0:23.1	This is a podcast all about laughs, just like those two that you just heard.
0:28.6	We make them, we shake them, and then we might bake them.
0:32.0	And then we're getting a laugh cake.
0:33.7	Buckle cake for you to eat.
0:36.4	You might not hold on to your sides because we're going to be splitting them open,
0:42.2	reaching into your guts.
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0:44.7	And tickling your ownny bone from the inside, baby.
0:49.9	I'm just going to give you a little coochie-coo until you break down your defences and just
0:55.3	finally give one reluctant snort.
0:57.9	And I'm going to give you an appendectomy.
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