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Hi there.

Welcome to the regular features podcast.

I'm the sexier version of myself.

And I hope tonight you're feeling quite sexy too.

Because we've got a lot of fun little tidbits that are going to soup you right up in your tummy.

My name's Log, and I'm here tonight with a couple of my big best friends. There's little Joe up there. Say hello, Joe. I said I was big best friend. Now I'm little Joe. Constantly changing size. I just, you are. I'm huge again. Shut up. I'm bigger than you now. Oh, God, I'm tiny.

Please be nice to me.

I'm tiny.

I've gotten way too big.

I can't reach my microphone.

You're being unruly.

I'm trying to make this sexy, calm atmosphere that readers can enjoy in a kind of semi-reclined position. And you're changing sizes sizes willy-nilly. Stop pressing that button on the

remote you found down the back of the fridge. What we haven't done is introduce Steve. Hi,

my name's Steve and I've got some tidbits for you and I've got some titbits for you too.

Can I get a hundred pounds?

That's just a sexy sample of what's coming up on tonight's episode of the podcast.

And Joe, can you be a bit more, less silly and tell us what you've got today, please?

I've got a rash.

You've got a rash. Yeah, from sex. That's what makes it so sexy. I've got a cream and I'm rubbing it on Joe's rash. Oh, an unguant. I was merely trying to sound sexy. I'm actually a huge

prude and what you're doing is fucking disgusting. Oh, the unguous. I'm not even going to tell you what my feature is. You're going to have to wait and listen to the rest of their two features before you get to my feature to find it out. It's about Biladi actually. I can't keep it in. I'm so excited. It's about Biladi. I've got gripes. Well, more accurately, Janet's got gripes, and she's willing to share

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