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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

611 - Civil War Bugle Porn

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2021

⏱️ 146 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

* White Claw Iced Tea

* Tom's brown antacid pills

* Tom got accidentally high 

* Butler has Wolfman AIDS feet 

* Foot deodorant

* Mud t's

* Foot jobs

* Young grandparents

* Turd nugget 

* Ross' news

* The Weeknd pre-boycotting the Grammy's

* The Razzies

* Chicken killed a man, in police custody 

* Civil War gold

* Maisie's favorite drink is Diet Pepsi- Spicy Pepsi 

* Brad Williams Cameo 

* #FogHogs

* Pawn shop bugle porn 

Transcript

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0:00.0

A weekend love me partying.

0:01.8

That water I drink Guardian.

0:03.6

It's the only water that I drink.

0:05.4

It's the only water that don't stink.

0:07.5

Oh, okay.

0:08.7

I was booty popping the whole time I did that.

0:12.0

It's Guardian Water Services.

0:14.1

We both have RO systems.

0:15.9

There's an RO system in our studio.

0:18.8

You have a chilled RO system because you, uh, I got the bigger tennis.

0:23.5

Yeah, you're the big dog.

0:25.3

Uh, this is your yard.

0:26.9

Yeah, yeah.

0:27.9

Oh, make that shirt.

0:30.2

This is my yard.

0:31.9

Stay on the porch.

0:33.3

Also, they do full conditioning systems, um, that condition the water going into your house. So you don't have to worry about the calcium buildup, all your appliances last longer. You don't have to repipe your house. Yeah, like too long, didn't read. It just saves everything in your home. Yeah, 100%. And you could save money on soaps and stuff in your dishwasher. Like there's so many things just have guardian water come

0:55.2

out to your house test your water see what you're drinking um and uh and see how much the uh full

1:01.7

conditioning system cost they got those super nice westinghouse systems oh yeah and they've been

1:06.0

working with westinghouse a name that you've known for umpteen centuries so hey, hey, check this out. Um, I love, absolutely love my RO system, but you, now you upgraded to, now, they can run a line into my refrigerator. Yes. Yeah. And that's the new. Okay. That's what I want. Yeah. That's no problem. The dude just call them. Yes. Okay. Yeah. I'm just asking if you'll set me up with the thing.

1:28.7

You call Guardian. They'll figure that out. Okay. Same thing, you might need a little bit bigger of a tank. Okay. But that's easy. And in this day and age, when I know you guys, you know, the Internet's kind of king, right? You can get things all over the place. but the one thing you can't get is service and good people.

1:44.7

You can't get that on the internet.

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