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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2021
⏱️ 124 minutes
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The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening!
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| 0:00.0 | The biggest door, the biggest opening on your home is the garage, and you don't want to skimp, man. |
| 0:06.7 | No, no. |
| 0:07.0 | You want to do it right. |
| 0:08.0 | If you got a loud, old, rickety. |
| 0:11.2 | Rickety, rusty garage door. |
| 0:14.5 | I'm telling you, me and Daniel got the silent package. |
| 0:17.2 | I know Seth got it. |
| 0:18.6 | Our buddy Tony got it. |
| 0:20.3 | Your father, my father. Well, he got a full |
| 0:22.9 | brand new garage door. In fact, he had them back out. He got this new version where the actual |
| 0:30.0 | unit is side-mounted. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, that's a fancy. Yeah, you got the fancy. But I'm |
| 0:36.8 | just saying precision garage door. It's all they do. They will come in a van or a truck that is branded. You will have confidence. They're technicians. Yeah, super fast, super quick. I had an instance last week where my garage door opener was opening a brand new garage door in the neighborhood. Oh, really? They came to my house same day. and one hour she diagnosed the problem. Do you want to know what happened? What? It was a fluke. He had been programming his garage door as I was leaving to get coffee, and when I pressed the button, he was actually programming it. And that's what happened. And the lady from precision diagnosed the problem and fixed both our garage doors. It didn't even charge the guy. Here's the number to call. 407-710 BDMS. That's BDMS. All you have to do is call that number. They know it came from us. You get 5% off a brand new door if you want a brand new door. Also get the silent package, Wi-Fi. You can control the door with your phone. Easy. Peace of mind, man. It's precision door of Central Florida. Welcome back to a corporate time with Tom and Dan. I'm Tom. I'm Dan. Samantha's here. Butler's here. The fish tank is running smoother than it ever has. I love it now. We need to get a snail. We got snails. Well, like a stereotypical blob snail. Gary, the snail? Yeah, like a big old snail that comes out. I saw some YouTube. Oh, you want like something a little larger, more disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we can do that. We got little snails, but they don't really do much. And then we got little crabs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The, our snails, I'm talking about like a golf ball-sized snail. Something like that. You know what I'm saying? A big old snail. Big old chunga snail? Yeah, yeah, yeah. snail trail sorry I had to say it You want to do some voicemails? |
| 2:21.3 | Let's do it Let's do it |
| 2:21.3 | Let's do it. Let's try this one. Brow. BDM. Neil here. I just got that text message. Have y'all sending me a damn eggplant emoji? I love it. I'll keep doing it. I'll never reply to stop. I love it. And I love you all. There you go. We laced it so much money on an eggplant emoji text. I think you love it. Do you really love it? You can't love it that much. Bidium Neal loves it. He said he loves it while he was eating. And he said he'll not. I know what he was eating. And I also like he said, I'll never text up. Whoa, we'll test that. I bet I can get you to text up. Is that the goal? Is that the goal? Yeah, yeah, to make everybody finally stop. They'd be like, I can't take it anymore. That's funny. Sign up for our texting service. It's like the show on YouTube hot ones. Can you take it? Is that what we're doing? Okay, I like that. We have a texting service to promote our show that it is so graphic that we dare you to actually subscribe. That's brilliant. |
| 3:27.7 | Sometimes I doubt your ideas like Poober and what was the other one you had? |
| 3:30.2 | You always have something where you rent a hairdryer. |
| 3:32.0 | Like always everything. |
| 3:33.3 | There's too many ice machine. |
| 3:36.1 | Everything you have is rent something out, rent something out. |
| 3:37.4 | Yeah, it's becoming bad. |
| 3:40.6 | And then I see these people on these documentaries and I'm'm like, oh, my God. Am I like that? |
| 3:41.6 | This person is insane. Stupid business ideas. They're just, and he's mad at crazy with these business ideas and they're stupid. And then I'm like, oh, my God. Is that me? And they're like, no, no, mine are good. And I'm like, well, this guy thinks his is good. Of course I think my only |
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