60: Fingering, A Lost Art

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS! Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don’t worry, you’re not alone. There is one thing we’re doing a little different in the new year…and that is empowering all the short kings! Seriously this is NOT a joke. If Zendaya can do it, so can you! Sloots, we are leaving the no-good, bad credit having, broken down car 6’2 losers in the past, and finding someone who treats you right, EVEN IF he’s 5’9. Get over it. Finally, we have a Sloot University seminar that really brings us back to our roots: The Lost Art of Fingering. When was the last time you had a really good finger sesh? Don’t worry, we’ll wait…exactly. It’s almost as if once sex came into the picture, fingering was left in the 9th grade. It’s okay though because we are bringing it BACK. Stretch those fingers and wrists out, they’re gonna need it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to sixty-four thousand to join FitOn for free To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Many of us are already planning our New Year's resolutions to work out more in 2023.
0:04.4	But let's face it, they rarely stick.
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0:37.2	Hello, hello, hello. Hi, guys. Welcome to Sophia with an F.
0:43.9	Damn, I am back. I am back on schedule. There should be no breaks coming up that I know of.
0:51.1	I'm as excited to take one next week or the week after that.
0:55.4	But we're back to our regularly scheduled programming.
1:00.3	The fucking holidays are over. Happy 2022, you guys. I'm here with my producer, Alex. Hi.
1:08.8	Alex, I just, let's talk about the holidays and how we're feeling.
1:15.2	Can we just be honest? Can we be honest about it? Because I always feel like this pressure
1:25.0	when I get on the mic to be super happy, go lucky. And I mean, I know for me when I listen to other
1:32.8	people's podcasts, I don't do it that often. But when I do, it's kind of, I'm looking for an escape.
1:38.5	And it's the same shit as when I watch, you know, seven hours worth of real housewives.
1:45.7	Yeah. It's like an escape. I don't want to think about the shit that I should be thinking about.
1:51.3	You'd rather live vicariously through someone else.
1:54.0	Yeah, basically. And it's like a distraction. So I, with that in mind, I always try to put my
2:00.6	lighthearted, fun face on. And I'm just not in the mood right now. I just want to be a little bit more vulnerable
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