61: Wait, Trevor Almost Died?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Twall and Mblau ya'll crazy for this one. The boys dissect if calling your mom a "mammal ass bitch" is okay, how Michael jerks off like he's in the matrix, and which animal got the biggest dongs. They also talk about how manatees float and fuck and whether or not it's weird to use your grannies iPad to JO. New merch!

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0:00.0	Elevates your summer nights
0:02.6	with all the indulgence of the new Magnum Double Star Chaser.
0:07.2	With cracking chocolate, popcorn flavor,
0:11.4	and rich caramel sauce for the night.
0:14.2	Pleasure is always on.
0:16.8	Magnum, true to pleasure.
0:19.4	Cut me open, happy Thanksgiving.
0:21.5	I, uh, there...
0:23.3	Your balls are your arman jugs.
0:29.2	Cause I like the tits are like,
0:30.4	Oh, you got some jugs, bitch.
0:31.8	Or our, our breasts, female balls.
0:36.6	Brass located.
0:38.1	Is that better?
0:38.9	Brass or female balls?
0:40.6	So when you're sucking tits...
0:42.0	You suckin' balls.
0:43.0	You're suckin' balls.
0:44.0	Hey, 2020 baby suck whatever you want, baby.
0:45.8	It doesn't even matter.
0:46.6	What's the weirdest thing you suck?
0:47.7	Don't answer that.
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