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🗓️ 8 March 2020
⏱️ 6 minutes
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The boys take a quiz to find out if they're smarter than a fifth grader. Will Trevor be held back? Can Michael even figure out what age a fifth grader is supposed to be? They also take a kink test to learn about themselves and whether or not they would enjoy being someone's Sex Pet or Rope Bunny and then finally get an update from a listener who made some progress on losing his virginity. This one is off the rails.
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0:00.0 | Hey boys, let me see I'll show you real quick |
0:03.3 | Hold down this for this damn full of skittles. Let me see |
0:07.5 | That was hurt bro. I'm not good. No, are you good at anything? Yeah. Oh you think you're good? |
0:12.6 | All right. Yeah, you know what I think I think your nose gets on that clip, bro |
0:18.2 | And then I just be called like a hypothermia should be vibrating not him bad |
0:23.1 | So I hear you I'd be I'll be moving it back and forth like you ever seen you ever seen a dog get angry like a toy |
0:29.3 | That's the move though. Yeah, yeah |
0:31.6 | Yeah, you gotta get baby me me me me me me me me me me me me. Yeah, you I |
0:39.1 | That's what why do you sign my left right hit him with that left right tongue? Yeah, but I'm not I |
0:45.5 | Grab the clip with my my lips and I give it a little suction |
0:49.4 | Yeah, I don't and I give it a little suction. I don't and I give a little section |
0:54.0 | You do here you go. I give a little suction and then I fucking and then I play with the clip with my tongue |
0:58.6 | I'm giving suction and let me tell you something never works |
1:04.8 | Okay, you know how like people be like if you can chew a cherry stem and a knot |
1:10.6 | You're like good at making out. Isn't that a thing? Yeah |
1:14.6 | Where do you do it? I don't know you never try |
1:18.3 | I feel like I have but it's stupid. You know what I used to do. I'm such a fucking cheater |
1:22.8 | I would take a cherry stem tie it and then be like yo, yo, who can do it? |
1:27.1 | And then it would try and like yo, I'm why did you get all manly when you and you know, hey, which one are you home? |
1:32.1 | We say hey, we damn boys, but if you really a part of them boys chew up this cherry string |
1:36.3 | What I'm gonna think though like that was like hot like |
1:39.8 | What's going on in the sunny mouth isn't hot. It's not how you make out |
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