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🗓️ 15 March 2020
⏱️ 7 minutes
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0:00.0 | I have Corona |
0:03.1 | About what yeah, yeah, he is just like click pages real. Yes weird. I got Corona dude. Why didn't you tell us? |
0:09.8 | Should I not be sitting here? No |
0:14.4 | That was like a cough that when you're on the phone with your managers like I can't come in to work today |
0:18.4 | Of course, I was so bad at that. I consider myself a pretty good actor. I was so bad at it |
0:23.4 | I'm gonna watch over me a secret like middle school |
0:25.1 | It's like you know you if you don't want to go to school you would like to throw up fake throw up for your mom |
0:29.1 | Oh, yeah, well, I never fake throw up. Well, you fucked up. Okay, here's what you take a little bit of bread put some water in it |
0:35.4 | Chew it up spit it in the toilet your mom I threw up and if she happens to look |
0:39.7 | She really doesn't tell you don't trust you as fake throw up right there maybe throw a celery stick in there |
0:45.3 | Just a whole one maybe a skittle a skittle maybe just a piece of wood |
0:51.1 | Maybe a flesh |
0:53.1 | I was gonna say if those left of us from dinner last night. She was like, oh, that is meat love you do stay home |
0:57.5 | See mom's and my mom was a nurse though |
0:59.5 | So you you got to get correct you have to get crafty like you have to you have to take a left over from the night before because she would look and be like |
1:06.9 | You didn't have that well she wouldn't you probably take your temperature first to |
1:10.9 | Yeah, that's what I thought you were with the nurse thing |
1:14.3 | No, but yeah, you're fine |
1:16.4 | Yeah, put that in mom, you know, it's funny. He's like, well, how old do you stop having to be for your mom's take your temperature in your asshole? |
1:23.5 | Bro, I felt shit this morning. I almost called her and I was like hey, what do I do? |
1:26.7 | Oh, dude, I call my mom for everything in terms of how |
1:30.1 | What do I it soup really good for you and you're sick? What the fuck is that hype about people like you sick |
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