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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Twall and 2fine, the world's leading medical experts, investigate whether the corona virus could be in your cum, talk about how weird it would be for your mom to have full on ass pics framed in your childhood home, and wonder why no one has given DMX and his fourteen kids a reality show yet. Plus a listener story about a risky prostate exam and advice on going from hoe to housewife. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

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0:00.0

I have Corona

0:03.1

About what yeah, yeah, he is just like click pages real. Yes weird. I got Corona dude. Why didn't you tell us?

0:09.8

Should I not be sitting here? No

0:14.4

That was like a cough that when you're on the phone with your managers like I can't come in to work today

0:18.4

Of course, I was so bad at that. I consider myself a pretty good actor. I was so bad at it

0:23.4

I'm gonna watch over me a secret like middle school

0:25.1

It's like you know you if you don't want to go to school you would like to throw up fake throw up for your mom

0:29.1

Oh, yeah, well, I never fake throw up. Well, you fucked up. Okay, here's what you take a little bit of bread put some water in it

0:35.4

Chew it up spit it in the toilet your mom I threw up and if she happens to look

0:39.7

She really doesn't tell you don't trust you as fake throw up right there maybe throw a celery stick in there

0:45.3

Just a whole one maybe a skittle a skittle maybe just a piece of wood

0:51.1

Maybe a flesh

0:53.1

I was gonna say if those left of us from dinner last night. She was like, oh, that is meat love you do stay home

0:57.5

See mom's and my mom was a nurse though

0:59.5

So you you got to get correct you have to get crafty like you have to you have to take a left over from the night before because she would look and be like

1:06.9

You didn't have that well she wouldn't you probably take your temperature first to

1:10.9

Yeah, that's what I thought you were with the nurse thing

1:14.3

No, but yeah, you're fine

1:16.4

Yeah, put that in mom, you know, it's funny. He's like, well, how old do you stop having to be for your mom's take your temperature in your asshole?

1:23.5

Bro, I felt shit this morning. I almost called her and I was like hey, what do I do?

1:26.7

Oh, dude, I call my mom for everything in terms of how

1:30.1

What do I it soup really good for you and you're sick? What the fuck is that hype about people like you sick

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