61: #061 The Other Podcasts Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Well, If you hoping this show wouldn't get any more chaotic - then we have some bad news for you. In here Rhys busts out the worlds first Rapisode, Dan gets fooled by a Schnart, a Badger and a River Walrus, and Buttons reveals his get rich quick scheme - painfully slowly. Theres also intel on how to become immortal, a Squatch thumb bone under a rug in a river, an Uncle skeletal guitar, and questions about Big Cats in Thrupp. All this - whilst the hosts are simultaneously hosting other podcasts!

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Rhys Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Cryptid Factor Here we go now.
0:48.2	Now.
1:01.0	Driving through the forest in my 84 landy buttons by my side and dan who's not handy cause he's sitting in the back reading his books i said you should not bring them dan so instead he bought his nook
1:06.8	watch out said buttons there's something ahead i slam on the brakes but it's's an old land driver, so it just keeps rolling and rolling and rolling on through.
1:15.3	I hate to be the bearer of bad facts, says Dan, but I think we're in the poo.
1:23.3	Drive through the poo!
1:25.1	Yowse buttons in my ear.
1:26.6	We come to a halt, and he drops all his gear.
1:29.7	Why do you have to always carry so much gear?
1:32.3	Shh, says Dan.
1:34.1	Like he's working in the library.
1:36.1	Sorry, Dan, I know you pronounce it Shreibery.
1:38.9	I've got a Shri-Dier, says Dan in my ear.
1:42.4	Can you guys stop saying things in my ears?
1:48.3	The skat we drove through, it's not from a bear.
1:51.5	We'd lean down and look and pull out a hair.
1:54.3	It's long and black with a slightly red tinge.
1:57.4	Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
1:59.0	Oh, why? Are you thinking minge?
2:01.3	No, it's a satsquatch.
2:06.9	We look up, and to our surprise, there's a big hairy beast with big hungry eyes.
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