60: #060 The Long Dong Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Well, it was only a matter of time that the show went to the gutter and the guys started resorting to toilet humor, and sadly, this show is it - though apparently it's all in the name of science(!!). Outside of that nonsense, there's also some normal nonsense - like glowing mermaids, a new 'official' Loch Ness sighting, a Mothman sighted on Google Maps, and some new lifeforms sighted in the space station disco lounge (??)

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Rhys Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Cryptid Factor Well, fill my bath with all brand and call me Cleopatra, because three prunes of Ariantar back.
0:57.6	Not quite as regular as normal, but hey.
1:02.0	We're doing all right.
1:03.7	We're doing all right.
1:04.9	It's just been a busy couple of weeks.
1:07.7	It's been busy.
1:09.9	So apologies to the listeners. If you were hoping we were going to be on air a couple of weeks. It's been busy. So apologies to the listeners. If you were hoping we were going
1:13.6	to be on air a couple of days, perhaps a week prior to this, but we're still here. Well, actually,
1:22.0	you know, sneakily, we all were on air. Oh, yes. On about a week and a half ago by accident.
1:29.7	I mean, Buttons wasn't meant to be there,
1:31.4	but he sort of forced himself onto the scene.
1:34.4	That's so untrue.
1:36.5	I was forced on there.
1:38.3	I didn't want to be on the air.
1:40.2	Last place I wanted to be.
1:42.9	So for listeners who don't know what you're saying, Dan, explain.
1:47.2	So I do a different podcast, a less interesting and funny podcast called No Such Thing
1:53.8	as a Fish.
1:54.6	And this year for Comic Relief in the UK, we did a thing where we did a live 20-hour marathon.
2:05.8	And we had 35 guests on to celebrate 35 years of comic relief. We had them on for 35 minutes each, and Reese was one of the guests. Almost didn't happen,
2:12.2	because it turned out when you were meant to be on, you also had to be on a yacht that was setting off into the ocean.
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