62: #062 The IIVI Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

In this jammed-packed, over-time issue we kick off with the next ep of the Rapisodes. Then Rhys gets an annoying internets service inserted in his head - then Dan gets a haunted book - then Buttons brings joystick monkeys. Then we hear of over-loved chandeliers, fireproof artwork fire-suits, misplaced space trees and cryptid croissants. We then get a small tease of a big cat hunt and an important notice in the noticeboard. So just a normal episode really. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Rhys Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Cryptid Factor Here we go now!
0:48.3	Oh yeah!
0:51.3	Running through the forest
0:56.5	It's Derby and Shrives
0:58.1	I've got to be honest
0:59.5	It's a pretty stressful vibes
1:01.3	Button is back
1:02.6	He's stuck by the rover
1:04.1	Reese's thinking shit
1:05.5	And Dan thinks it's over
1:07.1	The last thing we hear
1:08.6	Is the roar of old Biggie
1:10.2	Yeah that's right It's tricky tricky tricky tricky over. The last thing we hear is the roar of old biggie.
1:14.6	Yeah, that's right. It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky.
1:22.6	Out of Humb's way,
1:25.7	Reese dives for cover. It's like his favorite song,
1:30.2	50 ways to leave your lover. Dan catches up and hides by a tree.
1:33.5	He says, I hate to state the obvious, but isn't there usually three?
1:40.9	Buttons will be fine. I say, look, if there's one final wish he would have wanted, it would have been that I got away safely.
1:46.9	Honestly, he'd be stoked that I survived to tell the tale of his horrific death.
1:58.6	Chewy, joey, chooy, mm. Suddenly from nowhere, a man does appear. There's a gun at my face and he's wearing hunting gear. Hey, who the hell are you?
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