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Hello, good evening and welcome to this week's episode of regular features, the podcast that is.

It's my sad duty to inform you the same every week.

My name's Logg, and I'm here with two of my very good friends.

I've got this. I'm news. I've got some news. I'm excited to tell you, but I kind of have to introduce it to them first. Steve Hogarty. Hi. And Joe Scrabbles. Hi. That's enough from you two. I've got great news. I did a five, I didn't do a five minute fart. I did a 45 second fart at 5 a.m. in the morning. I got out of bed

knowing that something big was about to happen. I went to sit on the toilet, and I did a fart

that lasted 45 seconds. Unbroken. He timed it. Well, you know that I've timed my farts before, Steve.

And when I woke up thinking, this feels really obnoxious, the fact I'm rolling my

legs over each other and it's making just something royal inside me, I knew that something,

I know that something good is going to happen.

You know, that song. Today's going to happen. You know that song.

Today's going to be a good day. I heard something royal inside me as in regal. And I think that

applies to your, your voice. So yeah, took a little, took my phone out, took a voice memo out,

and that has a time on it. So that's how I know exactly how long my thought was. Oh, wow. I can't say I've done anything quite as impressive today, but I have got a feature for you. That's great, Steve. What's your feature? Do tell. Until. I don't really know. The less you ask me about it, the better.

Okay. Shall I ask you again, Steve, but you act defensive and say, I don't know. Why are you asking me? Why do you just ask Joe what his feature is? Yeah, let's try that. Steve, what's your feature? I don't know, log. What are you asking me for? What do you ask Joe what his feature is about? All right, I will. Jesus Christ already. oh my god i can see how this is gonna go joe what do you ask Joe what his feature's about? All right, I will, Jesus Christ, already. Oh my God, I can see how this is going to go. Joe, what do you got for us? What you got for his, babes? I don't know why you asking me? Why don't you ask Log what his feature is, Steve? Log? Yes. What's your feature? Well, I don't know what you think it's going to be. well just get that filthy thought out of your mind. I am not going to play you my 45 seconds fart.

Just... Well, I know what you think it's going to be. Well, just get that filthy thought out of your mind.

I am not going to play you my 45-second fart.

Just fucking grow up for a second.

I like a regular beach, son.

You like a regular feature, too.

Regular panella pizza.

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