607: Scan My Secret Big Boy

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Do you think Pliny the Elder and Pliny the Younger ever had a magic act where Pliny the Elder would climb into a big wooden box with whatever the Latin is for "PLINY THE ELDER'S DE-AGING DEVICE" written on it. Then Pliny the Younger would jump out of the box and say "behold, it is I, Pliny the Elder but younger. But you may call me simply Pliny." Then William Pitt, who had been watching from backstage, calls his dad on the phone and says "Pitt! Pitt the Elder! It's your son, Pitt the Younger. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well listen to this!" and then he holds the phone towards the stage, not understanding that telephones can't convey a magic act that ended twenty seconds ago. "Pitt the Disappointment, more like," says Pitt the Elder on the phone to no one. In this episode. Steve gets scanned. Log gets Zimmed. Joe gets secrets. Charmed I'm sure.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:05.0	A regular features are show.
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to the Regular Future's podcast.
0:09.0	The podcast that's all about James.
0:14.0	Bap, ba, ba, ba da-la-ha-ha-da.
0:18.0	Features.
0:19.0	Do, do, da-da-da-da, da, da, da da da, da.
0:24.6	Log, I had a dream about you, pop, ba da, ba da, ba.
0:29.6	Woo!
0:30.6	Bap, ba, ba da ha ha ha.
0:33.6	Do you go.
0:34.6	Do you.
0:35.6	Do you?
0:36.6	Do you? Do you? Last night. Oh, as I do? Log I had a dream about you last night
0:40.8	What was I doing? What was a dancing around?
0:44.0	We were in a...
0:45.6	A very tall hotel in a jungle and we were holding each other very tight and flying around the hotel inside tubes.
0:53.6	Were the tubes inside the hotel?
0:55.8	Yeah, they connect the floors of the hotel.
0:57.8	It was a bit like a water park mixed with a later scene from,
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