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609: The Four Elements - Bees, Horses, Eggs, Crabs

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

I'm sick! I'm so sick! I'm being sick! *BLUUURGH* I just vomited out Joe's will! *BAAAAARF* Oh, out comes some Google reviews Steve saw! *GLOOORP* And that's Log's dog walk adventures. I think it's all out now, I think I'm OK now- *GAAAAAARP*

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0:00.0

Hello, reader, it's Joe Scrabbles.

0:03.4

You can hear from my voice and also from my voice in the episode that I am ill.

0:08.9

Unfortunately, a side effect of my illness is that my microphone also became very ill.

0:16.0

And as such, some of my audio is occasionally unusual. Sorry, bye, sorry, bye.

0:23.6

Regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular, regular features, a regular, regular features, a regular, regular features, a regular features, a regular features, the podcast that is the same every week. This week, like every week, I'll be inviting

0:38.3

a very poorly little Joe Scravels to introduce the podcast. Oh, Joe burp. Oh, disgusting.

0:46.8

Oh, no. He's got, he's got a lot of symptoms and you're going to have to put up with them

0:50.8

while he introduces the podcast this week. Symptom number one.

0:56.0

That one.

0:58.8

I've done big trumps until I'm lying down in the hospital bed.

1:04.2

Oh no.

1:04.7

And they say, I can't get up until I stop doing trumps.

1:09.8

I'm in so much trouble.

1:12.4

And the only thing that makes me feel like I'm going to be better is the regular features podcast.

1:18.5

It makes me happy and vivacious.

1:23.2

And I'm joined by the two best doctors in East England, John Lugblythe and Steve Hoggety.

1:32.1

Thanks for looking after me so well.

1:35.0

Hello.

1:35.6

Hello.

1:36.5

My prognosis, fun guy to be around.

1:41.7

Oh, thank you.

1:43.7

You don't get a lot of those prognoses. I'd just like having my stethoscope on your chest so much. It's almost like I'm copping a feel. Coping a feel through a little disc. Yeah. It's not a problem if it's a disc. He keeps shouting at me. But yeah, you don't believe what I'm hearing in my ears.

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