606: Slinging Fish on the Beach

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

I really have to encourage you to listen to this, because Log makes a whimsical guess during the second feature and it's honestly astonishing stuff. Elsewhere, Joe gets into advertising (again), Matt's been watching strangers on the beach (again), and Log regales us with tales from the life of man who sells fish in pubs (unique). P.S. You're a bee.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:07.0	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:10.2	The podcast that is, as you well know, the same every week.
0:14.6	I'm Log.
0:15.6	John Blythe, log.
0:17.1	I can't decide.
0:18.1	Can you?
0:18.9	And I'm joined today, as I always am joined by, my bosom buddies, my pals with the gals, the friends with no end, the chums, who do comes, it's Matt Lee's and Joe Scrabbles. Matt, Matt, Matt, say hello. Hello, hello. I'm not coming right now, but
0:41.0	who knows? The night is young. Well, I'll be here with my mouth wide open, my head turning from side to side,
0:46.3	like a clown that you're supposed to shoot water pistols into to inflate a balloon.
0:50.5	That's very, very kind of you log, and also very optimistic because we are hundreds of
0:56.7	miles away from each other currently. I trust that snake are yours. Nine do, Joe Scrubbles. How are you
1:04.0	doing, my bo-boys? Oh, my bo-boys. My-bo-boys. Your ball-boy over here is doing pretty good.
1:11.7	Yeah, if Matt's the snake, then I'm the balls.
1:14.5	Let's go.
1:16.4	Lovely, I'm going to work out how to manipulate this long-distance love triangle.
1:23.5	Squeeze me to please him.
1:27.3	You're very giffing like that, I must say. I would hog all the pleasure for myself. Squeeze me to please him.
1:29.4	You're very giving like that, I must say.
1:32.7	I would hog all the pleasure for myself and then go to sleep.
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