605 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 109 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey guys, we got a bunch of new merch right now.
0:03.2	Go to store.yamakestudios.com and get that hot new gear.
0:10.0	So first of all when somebody does not find your attractive, they will do this.
0:13.4	So when you're hugging them and the hugging needs comes to an end,
0:16.4	they will give you something called the pitty pat on your back.
0:19.3	So they will pat your back like this.
0:22.0	You know who gives me the pitty pat?
0:24.0	Who?
0:24.7	You.
0:37.2	Singtong, singtong, singtong, singtong, singtong, singtong, singtong, singtong,
0:40.9	wanna fuck with my mind.
0:42.5	But she gotta have a career.
0:44.0	And vision.
0:49.0	He gotta stand her flowers on a Tuesday.
0:53.0	Nowadays I be like, oh hell no, bitch.
0:56.3	Oh, I'm a bad mother because I make crazy ass videos.
1:01.0	She don't care about nothing but her fucking life.
1:03.8	So whatever, come on little savage.
1:05.3	I feel like I'm just gonna give you some purpose back and dignity in life.
1:08.1	So thanks you, Timothy.
1:27.4	Bitch Thou Gcheers B蝶 She High is No W le Mou Le tu
1:32.5	Is she high? No, beautiful guy. I am black.
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