606 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2021

⏱️ 118 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm going mother, oh no guys.
0:02.8	I don't have that.
0:03.6	So he's making a point like, I don't have guns
0:05.2	because I can't have guns.
0:07.1	That'd be a violation of my probation.
0:09.3	How'd you hear that?
0:10.5	Do you agree with my analysis?
0:12.1	Sure.
0:13.1	Like I said, I speak stupid real well.
0:16.1	Yeah.
0:16.8	Oh, bye, Shalom.
0:17.9	Stein.
0:18.5	Hey.
0:19.5	Hello.
0:20.6	We're here.
0:21.6	We're there.
0:22.3	I really love the name of your new tour.
0:24.6	The I'm coming everywhere, world tour?
0:26.1	Yeah.
0:26.9	It was, it's very inspiring.
0:28.8	I just had a really fun experience.
0:30.0	I knew this was going to happen.
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