604 - Shuli Egar - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Tom Segura is back on tour! Pre-sale for the I'm Coming Everywhere Tour begins TODAY at 10am local. Go to https://tomsegura.com/tour and use code BALLHOG to nab those pre-sale tickets before they all sell out! SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShadyRays.com and use code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs of sunglasses - Get 20% off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Visit https://getsunday.com/YMH to get $20 off your custom lawn plan at checkout! - Go to https://babbel.com and use promo code MOM for an extra 3 months free. -Don't miss this year's Memorial Day Sale going on right now at https://Saatva.com! YOU BET I'M COMING UP IN MAY!! Tom Segura and Christina P watch videos of a lady eating a worm, Fedsmoker calling the FBI, a guy driving into a lake, and more. They discuss eating boogers, acai bowls, the people Christina's parents dates, and Nadav's sneaky behavior. Shuli Egar is a comedian, radio personality, and host of "The Shuli Show" podcast. He joins Jean and Jean to talk about starting on The Howard Stern Show and why he left the show, staying with Wack Packer Beetlejuice, and growing up with Israeli parents. Of course, he also watches Christina's TikTok curations for this week.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, I'm finally going back on tour. I'm announcing the I'm coming everywhere world tour
0:06.2	This is the first leg of the tour. There are many many many more cities to come
0:10.9	But for the first leg if the pre-sale starts today Wednesday if you're watching the show as it comes out
0:16.0	Go to Thomstagram.com slash tour the pre-sale starts at 10 a.m
0:20.6	Local time and the code word is ball hog all one word
0:24.4	B-A-L-L-L-H-O-G if you wait till Friday. That's the general on sale you may not get the tickets you want
0:30.5	The pre-sale starts now go to Thomstagram.com get your tickets use the code ball hog
0:35.6	I remember my dad driving me to junior high the segment that was playing
0:41.6	Was a guy who was a guest who bought who brought in three different types of dog shit
0:46.6	And he claimed he could guess what we dog the dog chose from and if he got it wrong
0:51.6	He would eat the shit on the air brilliant and my dad's listening to this
0:56.2	And it just looks like he goes what a wonderful program
1:22.2	At
1:39.4	I'm a friendly girl laughing to get up and playing
1:42.4	Trying to quit talking shit, I'm missing the fucking stands
1:45.4	Don't give a story, we're touring, we're touring
1:47.4	Getting big world zits with the lense
1:49.4	Since we're dick jokes, you can't stir the noise
1:51.4	But they try to disrespect me, can my house rent the fuck
1:54.4	And the fuck, we're more control, house your mom's in town
1:56.4	She's good, likes the burden though
1:58.4	House your mom's in the mountains, gets the girlfriend shown
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