603 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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0:00.0	So what you're saying is you don't relax.
0:03.7	And uh,
0:05.4	bless you.
0:06.0	Jesus Christ.
0:07.1	First of all, I like to acknowledge that I knew you were sneezing.
0:12.0	I didn't ruin it for you.
0:14.8	Thank you.
0:15.4	Thank you.
0:21.9	Oh my God.
0:23.1	Oh my variance
0:31.1	Oh my
0:35.9	gas
0:42.6	Oh,
0:38.8	My
0:44.2	Y
0:49.0	C
1:21.6	That's not bad. Not bad at all. Not bad at all. What a tune. Yeah, that's a classic. Now, if they
1:45.1	played that in the club, I mean, I would just be so happy. Classic, oh, mama. Yeah, it's a really
1:50.6	good one. I know. Classic, oh, mama. Yeah. Oh, this is James. I love that. James City, man. When
1:56.6	the farts come in, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Oh, man, that makes me so happy.
2:03.4	It's a really, I mean, that's from one of the original master farters. Yeah. Which one
2:09.1	can't, can't ask for a drink? No, that's a lady. That's a lady. That's the lady who farts like
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