604: Normal Irishmen in the Microwave

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Oh my goodness, you STINK. Get in the bath immediately. I cannot BELIEVE how often I have to scrub the stink off of you in this bath. Urgh, first I need to scrape off this outer layer of Gavin, who has clearly been equating figures of Irish renown with NFL offensive positions. Oh, and what do we have under here? A Steve feature about his washing machine I shouldn't doubt. And, oh god, I've been sick, this is a whole bubbling film of Joe discussing the stagnation of the kitchen. OK get out, I love you again.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular, regular features.
0:01.9	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:07.6	Hello and welcome to regular features.
0:09.6	The podcast is exactly the same.
0:11.4	Every single week.
0:12.8	And like every week, my name is Gav Murphy.
0:16.3	His name is Joe Scrabbles.
0:18.2	The other name is Steve Hogarty.
0:20.3	And we got some features for you.
0:23.4	Joe, what are you going to do? My feature's all about how kitchens aren't what we were promised by the 50s,
0:30.3	in particular microwaves, and it's maybe more fun than that sounds.
0:37.1	Where's our hover toasters?
0:40.8	My feature is all about how I'm just a normal guy actually.
0:46.0	And my feature...
0:47.5	Football.
0:50.9	Did you get what your feature was?
0:52.6	Yeah, I did.
0:53.6	It's fucking in front of me.
0:58.6	I did a thumbs up then as well. I'm very, I'm not well, guys, okay? In the head or throat departments.
1:07.4	So, but if you think that that's going to get in the way of me and them delivering you a great podcast,
1:15.9	you would be almost a little bit incorrect.
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