602 - Justin Martindale - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2021

⏱️ 129 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:00.0	Hey guys, we got a bunch of new merch right now.
0:03.4	Go to store.yamakestudios.com and get that hot new gear.
0:10.0	He's the best, dude.
0:11.2	Would you have sex with him now?
0:12.6	No.
0:13.5	No.
0:14.1	Hard to.
0:15.1	No.
0:16.1	Thanks for having me.
0:16.9	I didn't mean to jump that hard.
0:18.7	You didn't think about it, man.
0:20.5	You don't say it.
0:36.5	You don't say it.
0:40.5	You don't say it, man.
0:43.5	Like this, you don't say it.
0:45.5	My mom, lah.
0:46.5	You don't say it.
0:47.5	You don't say it.
0:48.5	You don't say it.
0:50.5	I am.
0:51.5	I am that same French, right to us.
0:53.8	You don't say it.
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