5: If You’re Horny You’re Not Depressed

HAIYAA with Nigel Ng

All Things Comedy

Stand-up, Comedy, Self-improvement, Education

4.8 • 693 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Episode #5 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, Nigel speaks about his new mantra for 2022 and reveals his biggest tip for people wanting to cook asian food the right way…

This week, Nigel is disappointed in:

0:00 - Intro/reviewing Eric Ripert bad recipe

6:28 - The importance of Gate Keeping

14:25 - House renovations update/what it’s like having Asian neighbours

19:55 - Less ho’s, more bro’s…

26:25 - Listener voicemail and emails

30:17 - Instagram ho’s

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Transcript

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0:00.0	It's important to be horny.
0:01.7	Okay, that means you're not depressed.
0:03.9	Most people have depression have low libidos.
0:06.1	Therefore, if you're super horny, you don't have depression.
0:10.3	I'm tenuous links, but I think it checks up.
0:18.7	Hello and welcome back to Ha'ya podcast, the comedy podcast where we are always offensive and sometimes funny.
0:29.1	Hello, hello, these are nephews, welcome. Second week of 2022, everybody doing okay still?
0:36.3	I like the tagline, always offensive, sometimes funny.
0:38.7	I think I'm going to keep that as an official tagline of the pod because we know,
0:42.6	you know I keep it real on the pot, nieces and nephews.
0:45.5	You know, if I think of something, I think it's funny, I say it, no filter.
0:49.5	We all miss those days, right?
0:51.4	We all miss not having an HR department, right? Because HR department,
0:56.9	they ruin things. They suck out the fun from any corporate environment. So this podcast is,
1:03.0	you know, homegrown, organic, free-range podcast with no HR department. If it's offensive,
1:10.1	it's offensive. Nobody gives a shit. We have,
1:12.6	we have that kind of family here. So welcome, welcome. Welcome. I've been tagged in this post today
1:18.5	by so many people. Basically, this French chef, Eric Repair, he posted his fur recipe on his
1:24.7	Instagram and it looks like people aren't happy if it because he basically
1:29.3	butchered fur. I have it pulled up right here. I read the recipe. It is, it is terrible. He uses
1:34.2	the wrong noodles based on the photos. The thing is, he's the main chef for Le Bernardine, New York,
1:40.8	and that's one of the most famous restaurants in New York City. So I guess he's more
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