591 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2021

⏱️ 128 minutes

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0:00.0	But I think that's why I really liked you because you were just such a pig.
0:03.7	Like what man?
0:05.1	And you know why I was such a pig?
0:06.8	Cause I was in the cool girl club.
0:09.7	You I was all the training from the cool girl.
0:11.7	Exactly.
0:12.1	I have them to think you do.
0:13.4	You should be thinking the cool girls.
0:17.2	Welcome.
0:18.0	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:26.2	Going back on the road.
0:27.5	Gus and Rodates come back back on the road.
0:29.8	Rodi, Rodi, Rodi, Rodi, Rodi, Rodi, Rodi, Rodi, Rodi,
0:31.8	Christina P online.
0:33.4	Dot com for tickets.
0:34.6	I'm going to Houston, Houston at the improv February 25 through 27th.
0:40.6	And then Zane's in Nashville March 11th through 13th tickets for the Saturday shows are already sold out.
0:47.1	That one's going fast.
0:48.1	So please get on it.
0:49.1	And then I go to Zimwa, Zimoine at the funny bone in Iowa.
0:53.1	That is April 9th through 11th again, ticket tech, Christina P online dot com.
0:58.1	There you have it. And I'm going on the road to go to TomSugora.com.
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