592 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2021

⏱️ 132 minutes

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0:00.0	You go, oh, and I'll give you an all expenses pay trip.
0:03.6	You and your friend, and I was stupid enough
0:06.3	at first to be like, oh, cool.
0:08.6	But it's my money, too.
0:09.9	And then the dog reminded me when a dummy I was.
0:14.5	Remember I ate dog food for a ring?
0:16.7	Yeah.
0:17.5	Like, okay, it's my money, too.
0:19.2	I could have just bought myself a ring.
0:20.5	I mean, here's the thing.
0:21.5	It is, but it's not.
0:23.2	Ta-da.
0:24.2	Welcome.
0:25.3	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:28.4	What is up, you chomo's.
0:38.1	It's going to be a good day.
0:40.0	Welcome home, Bobby Schmurter.
0:41.4	Hold G.S.
0:42.4	Nine Squad.
0:43.4	I'm sure you're happy to have him back.
0:44.4	It's really good.
0:45.4	What?
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