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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

590 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2021

⏱️ 121 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Get started for FREE at https://www.peacocktv.com/ and start streaming today - Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free - Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH - Start buying and selling when you download Mercari today from the App Stores or at https://www.mercari.com/ - Get 50% off one item, and 10 FREE items by using offer code YMH at http://adamandeve.com/ - Head to https://www.policygenius.com/ to save up to $1,055 per year on your home and auto insurance rates WOULD YOU DATE YOUR MOM?? Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's hair transplant, the five love languages, girls Tom was with in college, and how somebody died in the old YMH studio. They watch videos of a a big word anthem, people pointing out personal privilege in socialist convention, a Scottish Fedsmoker, The King's response to CP accepting his date offer, the Live Life 365 guy's flossing tutorial, a golf cart accident, a round of CP's TikToks, and more! They also revisit classic Salome voicemails, and play a new one!

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you missed the live show, you can still watch it. Go to livestream.ymhstudios.com and watch

0:06.1

the most fun that I've had in a while with Burr Crusher and Warren Saap, we partied, we laughed,

0:11.6

check it out. You had a buzzed head, yeah, but I grew some out in the back that I wasn't telling

0:15.8

people about. They took that, they did chest hair, you know, there's arm hair, there's all different

0:21.0

hairs from my body, that's why the color is so unique. You're my son, I'm your mom, you're my son,

0:32.1

I'm your mom, ask and will you, ask, ask, ask and will you, you get your mom?

0:40.1

Yes, I would, you're my son, I'm your mom, it's just like the gaze, it's just like, just, just,

0:48.3

it's just like the gaze, I left it around, she looked at me, it's just like the gaze,

1:00.2

what's going on, it calls me mom, you know what I mean?

1:03.9

The bolt is sending your dolls, ask and will you, ask, ask, ask and will you,

1:10.0

I left it around, she looked at me, you're my son, I'm your mom, it's just like the gaze,

1:18.0

it's just like, just, just, it's just like the gaze, ask and will you, ask, ask, ask and will you,

1:28.0

you, it's just like the gaze, woo, accept their show mode, hey, that's one of my all-time favorite

1:35.6

songs by DJ Boy Butter, I forgot how alarming that sketch was, that video, yeah, it's not a

1:43.2

thing, it's the news, that's someone's reality, yeah, especially now having two sons,

1:50.4

it hits different as the kids say, yeah, it sure does, the song just hits different,

1:57.2

shout out to Uncle Murder, and not in a good way, no, I know, I don't mean that in a good way,

2:03.3

I know, I know, so weird now, yes, we have a few weeks off, we're gonna get into that, I think it

2:10.0

might be obvious if you're watching, but we'll get into that in a moment before we get into,

2:14.1

some differences, some of the way that I'm feeling and healing and looking, let's do some dates,

2:21.7

thank you to, this is a good jam, by odd track numbers, thank you very much,

2:27.5

I like this, for sending in your instrumental, this jam, you're going on the road,

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