589 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2021

⏱️ 124 minutes

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0:00.0	Woo, we got some new merch baby.
0:03.7	Go check it out store.wmhstudios.com.
0:10.1	That could be a very good bit, you know?
0:11.5	Well, you do enjoy watching women cry.
0:13.7	So I figured you would be the expert, the Efficient Auto.
0:18.8	Good morning, our jeans above 18.
0:22.5	It is another wonderful day here at YMH Studios.
0:27.1	We're really excited about everything we have for you today.
0:30.1	This is a lot, we got great stuff lined up.
0:32.4	Jam pack show.
0:33.4	Jam pack show, we just danced.
0:35.1	We just recorded it.
0:36.1	Just like Ellen.
0:39.6	That's what I love about the Ellen program.
0:43.2	She comes in and she dances and everybody goes,
0:46.1	I like to dance too.
0:48.2	Yay.
0:49.1	She's just a positive lady.
0:51.9	Everybody likes her.
0:53.1	Nothing dark about her.
0:55.1	Just a positive positive versus you.
0:56.5	Nothing going on.
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