586 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 131 minutes

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0:00.0	One one one one whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
0:08.2	Whoa whoa are you retarded?
0:15.4	I think I'm fully talked
0:18.1	Mahalo and welcome to another episode of your mom's house
0:22.8	The jeans are in town
0:24.3	Brentown and I'm gonna I'm getting out of town to bring up my Nashville date native
0:30.0	You're getting out of town. I'm getting out of town
0:33.0	I tell you I I'm going to Addison those are already sold out. Thank you so much for everybody who bought tickets
0:39.6	Clicked down go down to my tour dates. I'm gonna be getting to Nashville go down mommy down down
0:45.7	You're going to Nashville in March March 11th 12th I think 13th. That's awesome. Yeah, so could you take it now?
0:55.6	You know these clubs are only going in half capacity. So ticket. There's very few tickets
0:59.8	So if you want to go I advise you by tickets
1:02.8	And I got cleared yes to go to Florida. Oh, Florida. I'm gonna go to Palm Beach
1:10.5	um
1:11.6	Next month it starts the uh the 16th. I don't think it's actually even on there yet, but it should be um
1:19.8	Yeah, so February that's how you say right 16 17 18 19 I'm doing the Palm Beach improv
1:27.5	And then I got college gig and I got cleared to do it. I took my glove off today. Oh
1:32.4	That's a big deal
1:34.9	Oh, also I added a show in Addison Thursday night. So we just added that show. There you go
1:39.6	So you can buy that. There you go and there you go. So we're going back on the road
1:44.8	Let me see it. I'm so happy. You're doing great. Yeah, it's getting better. It's getting better
1:49.3	They told me your nerves regenerate one millimeter a day one moment a day one millimeter a day
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