585 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 126 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Go to https://www.stamps.com/, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM and get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Go to https://www.brooklinen.com/ and use promo code mom to get $25 off when you spend $100 or more, PLUS free shipping. - Visit https://www.babbel.com and use promo code MOM on your three month subscription. - Go to https://www.forhims.com/mom for a free online visit today HAPPY NEW YEAR CHOMOS! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a dude who claims he's "just a cool guy." They recap the 2 Bears, 1 Cave New Year's Live Show, and watch Tom's basketball injury, as well as various parodies of it. The Main Mommies discuss a hot button issue from the show: Tom's pronunciation of the word "won." They give Charo and Top Dog a call to have them weigh in on it. They also discuss Hilaria Baldwin's recent controversy, their experience having COVID-19, their favorite action movie franchises, and the time Tom attended Matt Damon's birthday party. We get an update from YMH All-Star Norman Summerton, watch a Fedsmoker video from the vault, and take a look at The King's TikTok evolution. Also, CP is now a certified "Queen Above 18," sporting one of The King's signature sweatshirts!

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0:00.0	Go to ymhstudios.com slash live stream to watch the show now.
0:08.2	Are you so jelly?
0:09.6	Yeah, I actually am.
0:10.6	You actually have a queen above 18 hoodie.
0:14.5	Good morning.
0:15.8	From the God Himself.
0:17.7	That's pretty amazing.
0:18.6	This is a good morning.
0:20.7	Welcome.
0:22.2	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:31.3	Happy New Year, Chamos.
0:33.2	We are back in studio.
0:35.4	I'm half broken, but I'm ready to do the show.
0:38.7	That's right.
0:39.7	And I am now COVID negative.
0:41.6	That's right.
0:42.6	We're both negative testing for the COVID, you know, 19 virus.
0:49.0	We had it.
0:50.0	We're over it.
0:51.0	We've got the antibodies and we might be immune for a week.
0:56.5	I love that I am now over the Rona because I feel like I'm, I'm, I can live freely now.
1:02.6	You're over the Rona and you're over 18.
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