587 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2021

⏱️ 133 minutes

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0:00.0	Nazis and SS soldiers
0:04.8	Bunch and knuckleheads. Yeah, I hear everybody, you know, yeah, shitting on America's politics
0:11.2	I'm like have you read about these Germans?
0:13.6	Apparently we haven't heard about them because these guys are clowns. I think it's the best way to just react in like a bunch of clowns these guys
0:20.4	And I didn't I gotta tell you something I shook my head through that whole movie every time one of those soldiers was doing something I was going like this
0:29.8	bad news
0:31.8	And good day to you, Chamos
0:36.5	We're back on that shit nothing feels better. Oh
0:39.8	Then reading your dates. Oh god, this feels so good. We haven't done this any year. Yeah
0:45.4	It's very exciting. Oh my god. I hope you're not gonna say the names correctly
0:49.7	I might okay
0:53.2	Go ahead if you want to do your dates. I would love to thank you
0:57.4	So my show sold out in Addison. We're adding a late show on Thursday night. That's a
1:02.7	February 4th through 7th Addison improv
1:06.4	February 25th through 27th
1:08.6	Pustin
1:09.6	Houston
1:10.8	Get it the Pustin improv can't wait
1:14.4	March 11th through 13th Gashville Gashville Tennessee
1:18.5	Nashville at Zanies take it's at Christina P online get them now because these rooms are smaller capacity
1:25.4	Christina P online dot online. I promise right and also check out where my mom's at if you haven't already
1:30.7	Gene I will be in West Palm Beach, Florida
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