584 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	At this rate anything's possible if you get shot Rob beaten stabbed. I don't know. Yeah, boy. You're really putting it out there
0:09.4	Well, something terrible like that happens and then we'll show my murder video at the next
0:15.0	I've changed
0:17.0	What do you mean and?
0:21.6	Welcome
0:23.6	Oh
0:27.0	Sure did
0:31.7	Maybe you heard maybe you heard I had a little spill hi
0:39.3	Back in studio good to be back and the seat next to me's empty this time last week
0:46.5	She was here. I was gone. I'm here. She's gone. It's a fun weekend that we're playing these days
0:52.6	If you didn't hear I had suffered a horrific
0:58.0	Basketball related injury that we have in 4k and multiple camera angles that were debuting on our new year's Eve live show
1:07.4	two bears live bird christian. I are gonna be doing it together
1:11.8	We're gonna review all the footage because we played together that day with Tristan jess and
1:16.8	And yeah, it's gonna be the first time I've seen it and I I showed it to a trauma surgeon and he went
1:26.0	He was like, oh, I don't want to see that again. I was like what?
1:28.4	It's like this is what you deal with he was like that's terrible man. That's terrible like what?
1:33.7	so yeah my injuries
1:38.0	torn patella tendon
1:40.8	broken
1:42.2	snapped in half humorous
1:44.2	Big bone up here and I bruised my radial nerve. I didn't damage it. I didn't sever it
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