583 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 120 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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0:00.0	Mean have you showed people what your arm looks like right now?
0:03.3	Have you put that on Instagram?
0:06.0	I don't know if I have her now. I don't know if you want to yet or what he's just right now, you know, just
0:13.5	Right now right now right now. Yeah
0:17.0	See how the podcast keeps going
0:19.0	Hey, let's stop down. You know oh
0:21.5	Oh welcome to I am H my jeans above 18 my vegan vaginas we are here on the trans Canada highway
0:31.8	I am only one mommy with one gene as you can see my the jeans of my life the
0:39.4	The loins of my fire my loins. He's still he's in the
0:44.1	And recovery center right now and we'll be joining us shortly after he's done doing his PT
0:50.9	Physical therapy and OT which is I don't know over time is what they do right you bill it
0:56.9	Anyways, we're gonna catch up on some YMH stuff
1:00.3	Nadav is here with me on the couch. Thank you for joining gene. Hey
1:08.2	We are here we're queer. I'm non-binary and it's been a wild. I don't know when when did the accident happen now?
1:15.9	It's been December first. We've had I mean this is being record on December 14th. So it's been 14 straight days of craziness
1:24.0	It's wild right it's what you know because it's already so crazy all the things that happened here and like oh we could do this
1:29.9	And oh now now we can't do this and yeah, I mean with this so with with this injury is pretty wild all the things that we're able to do
1:36.4	So now instead of Tom being right next to you
1:38.6	We're gonna have him zoom in a little bit later as soon as he's done with physical therapy because that's the show
1:46.2	So yeah, Tom is at a recovery place and we're gonna prop him up with pillows and we set him up on zoom and he'll be able to watch clips and chime in on this stuff
1:56.1	But you know, it's Tom's on a lot of drugs right now guys
2:00.1	He sure is but but I'll tell you what I have done tech checks for zoom with the entire cigar family so far
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