584: Near Death Experience

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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In this episode we discuss feeling bad, feeling better, and making pizza.

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0:00.0	This is a head gamma region.
0:30.0	I'm not allowed to do it.
0:32.0	And so I sneak and fast from day to day.
0:34.0	And I'll be fighting you.
0:36.0	Maybe tomorrow I will cut it with this crap.
0:38.0	Maybe next week I'll have a day when I don't fall.
0:42.0	And in a few years I'll grow up and sell it down.
0:46.0	And by my wife and daughter matching dressing gowns.
0:50.0	But now it's time to hand it to the two class clowns.
0:54.0	Because if I were you, the show is starting now.
0:58.0	Hope it's coming back in with another verse.
1:00.0	No, there you go.
1:04.0	The fake out.
1:05.0	Ooh, tease me with it.
1:06.0	Damn, I really have one of that chorus to drop one more time.
1:10.0	Well actually, these Matthew Pope Herothus says,
1:14.0	My theme song Monday High is condensed.
1:16.0	So if anyone wants a longer version, hit me up on my YouTube channel,
1:19.0	Matt Pope, and I'll post it.
1:21.0	Ooh.
1:22.0	Yes.
1:23.0	Fuck yeah.
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