Summary
In this episode we discuss secret families, rich tarot card readers, and getting milked.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:30.0 | Sometimes it gives himself a mic. |
| 0:36.0 | And even though I try and try. |
| 0:41.0 | I'm just a chipmunk man with a dirty in my hand. |
| 0:46.0 | Am I a good boy or am I shit? |
| 0:54.0 | I hit all of my knots inside my chipmunk butt. |
| 1:00.0 | Because I've had enough duties in my life. |
| 1:06.0 | Take his call to pinch. |
| 1:09.0 | He is a demon pinch. |
| 1:12.0 | He wins each week while Tucker's fucking his wife. |
| 1:17.0 | I know that if I ask for it. |
| 1:23.0 | Take with a one-metre ol' B-shit. |
| 1:27.0 | I guess I'll go to hell. |
| 1:30.0 | You can call me a miss-moo-ow. |
| 1:33.0 | Am I a golden boy or am I shit? |
| 1:39.0 | Six on. |
| 1:41.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:42.0 | It didn't bring up a good point that I feel like I always give myself the golden mic. |
| 1:47.0 | Yes. |
| 1:48.0 | And you never have a word to me. |
| 1:51.0 | It's a little selfish that you've never given it to me. |
| 1:55.0 | But I always have to give it to me. |
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