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🗓️ 27 March 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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In this episode we discuss garbage ninjas, volunteer firefighters, and the next steps of our careers in comedy.
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0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
0:30.0 | I read a book, I read a book, book, book, book, book, I read a book about a beauty, |
0:34.9 | came up with me with myself, now I'm living in a beaver damsel round about elves. |
0:39.0 | I'm saying the fuck can beaver clothes, sleeping with the fishes cause I really need some |
0:42.7 | add-and-plows for the window, the dishes all better help me out today. |
0:46.0 | I take my girl from my bigaya, ate a fucking fish for lay, I always do the comedy, |
0:50.0 | this main brain's over me, I took a lot of LSD, so help me, please see these cheese pieces, |
0:55.5 | I'm laying down, I'm praying yo, don't know what I'm saying, no, and so what things |
0:59.0 | time to go, you're what I'm doing, I love the show. |
1:01.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. |
1:17.0 | Wow. |
1:18.0 | I was planning on doing that head bobbing with a hat really low bit, no matter what the song was. |
1:23.0 | But it fit. |
1:24.0 | But that one really, it fit. |
1:26.0 | Yeah, it fit really well. |
1:28.0 | You were like sort of a boxer slash freestyle rapper waiting for his like turn to like hop in. |
1:34.0 | Yeah, it's like a producer that was happy with the rapper that was spitting verses on my track. |
1:41.0 | Exactly, but since you're a rapper like you can't show joy in a like nice formal way, you just have to be sort of like angry but into it. |
1:49.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. |
1:51.0 | Jaysie's never like, this is great, keep it up. |
1:53.0 | Oh shit, nice dude. |
1:55.0 | Marshall, that was awesome dude. |
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