583: Post Apoc-eclipse Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, a school district in Wisconsin won't hire dogs or the Irish for superintendent, rapture enthusiasts suffer the financial consequences of the times not ending, and we’ll learn why CS is only one letter away from BS.
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Headlines:
Vatican calls gender affirming care threat to human dignity: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-08/vatican-says-sex-change-surgery-grave-threat-to-human-dignity/103683620
School board’s ‘Christian values’ candidate search sparks criticism: https://www.rawstory.com/extremely-concerned-school-boards-christian-values-candidate-search-sparks-criticism/
Big controversy in Jerusalem about red heifers from Texas and a magical prophecy: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/4/9/what-do-texan-red-heifers-have-to-do-with-al-aqsa-and-a-jewish-temple
Fake priest arrested for stealing from churches across the US: https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/fake-priest-arrested-for-stealing-from-churches-across-the-us/
Pastor Kicked Off Stage After Slamming 'Strip' Show at Christian Event: https://baptistnews.com/article/what-happened-when-mark-driscoll-and-josh-howerton-showed-up-at-the-stronger-mens-conference-this-weekend/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains adult language in its most juvenile form.
0:04.8	This week's episode of The Scathing Atheist is brought to you by Factor, Stamps.com, My Sheets Rock, and the new Christian grocery store.
0:14.7	No, I assure you there are two groceries in that cart that'll be $80.
0:18.4	Because if it works with God, why not others shed?
0:22.0	And now the scathing atheist. Hi. Why Not I can confirm that we did in fact evolve from filthy, coughing,
0:34.2	snot flinging, boaker picking, and absolutely adorable monkey folks. Oh, It's Thursday.
1:01.7	April 18th. And it's April 18th.
1:03.0	And it's National Ask and Atheist Day.
1:06.0	Is it?
1:07.0	Yes.
1:08.0	I'm no illusions.
1:09.0	I'm Yolotovasnik.
1:10.0	I'm Heath Enright.
1:11.0	And from Corey Bookers, New Jersey,, Annover Michigan and Waycross, Georgia,
1:15.0	this is the scathing atheist.
1:17.0	On this week's episode, a school district in Wisconsin won't hire dogs or the Irish for superintendent.
1:23.6	Rapture enthusiasts suffer the financial consequences of the times not ending.
1:28.6	And we'll learn why CS is only one letter away from B.S.
1:33.0	But first, the Dietrad. And finally harpooned to my great white whale or whatever I have put in over 4,000 miles in my adult life in search of a total eclipse and I finally saw one.
1:58.0	I looked into the heavens and they winked at me. And I know a lot of people don't get it. They don't
2:06.2	understand why this matter is so damn much that I'm willing to drive thousands of
2:10.0	miles to see it, but I'd like to think those people just don't understand what a
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