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The Scathing Atheist

584: Autocorrected Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Daniel Dennett was awesome and STAYED awesome, a new anti-vaxxer supplement can vaccinate you against vaccination, and the Bible will thy and thou at us some more.
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Headlines:
Daniel Dennett dies at 82: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/19/books/daniel-dennett-dead.html
More delicious drama around sword swallowing guy: https://www.christianpost.com/news/alex-magala-says-he-has-no-children-wasnt-saved-10-years-ago.html
https://www.christianpost.com/news/pastor-john-lindell-says-mark-driscoll-tried-to-divide-his-church.html
Christian Right is freaking out over rumors of furries overtaking school and biting students: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/04/conservatives-are-freaking-out-over-rumors-of-furries-overtaking-school-biting-students/
Catholic League responds to NY AG statement about new child protection policy: https://www.catholicleague.org/ny-ag-misrepresents-brooklyn-diocese/
People attend church way less than they say they do when they check cell phone data: https://www.nber.org/papers/w32334
Kash Patel's COVID vax detox vitamins have 3 times the nothing of regular supplements:
https://www.wonkette.com/p/kash-patels-covid-vax-detox-vitamins
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This Week in Misogyny:
Arizona Court to uphold 1864 anti-abortion law: https://www.vox.com/politics/24128840/arizona-abortion-total-ban-law-roe-court-1864
Republicans considering fake pro-abortion ballot measures: https://jessica.substack.com/p/republicans-fake-ballot-measures

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, the Million Moms Organization would be offended by this show, all 27 of them.

0:06.0

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Ora Frames

0:10.0

and by the new travel destination for flat earthers any direction long enough.

0:16.4

Any direction long enough.

0:17.8

You won't find the edge of the world, but you'll be the fuck away from me.

0:21.7

And now the scathing atheist.

0:24.0

Hey everybody, it's me, Donald Trump's ball sack.

0:28.3

Whatever image you have in your mind of me right now,

0:30.6

believe me, is much worse than that, much worse. It's, I don't know, more wrinkly

0:36.2

and old and longer for some reason. Look at any rate, I think I'm proof that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.

0:45.0

Hair is weird down here too.

0:47.0

It's like a comb under. Oh, It's Thursday. It's April 25.

1:03.0

And it's Thursday.

1:05.0

It's April 25th.

1:10.0

And it's national 25th.

1:13.0

And it's National Plumbers Day.

1:15.0

Yeah, thanks for taking our shit all the other days of the year.

1:19.0

I'm no illusions.

1:20.0

I'm E. Leibosnik.

1:21.0

I'm Heath Henry.

1:22.0

And from Clara Barton's New Jersey, Ann Arbor Michigan and way across Georgia,

1:26.5

this is the scathing atheist.

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