582: Lettuce Pray Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Headlines:
Prominent Christians falsely claim Biden chose Easter to honor trans people: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/prominent-christians-falsely-claim
Trump vows to create "Christian Visibility Day": https://www.christianpost.com/news/trump-floats-christian-visibility-day-in-response-to-biden.html
New York prisoners, led by atheist, sue state in order to see solar eclipse: https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/new-york-prisoners-led-by-atheist?r=2uh8q4&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Tennessee Legislature hopes to protect state's precious bodily fluids from "vaccine lettuce": https://www.wonkette.com/p/tn-lege-hopes-to-protect-states-precious
Iceland sparks backlash as it replaces Christian symbol on hot cross buns with tick: https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1880056/iceland-hot-cross-buns-tick/
Gesture eggs - Cadbury outlet store criticised over Easter rebrand: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-68673505
Indiana Court Gives Win To Group Arguing Religious Freedom Grants Them Right To Abortion: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/where-things-stand/indiana-court-gives-win-to-group-arguing-religious-freedom-grants-them-right-to-abortion
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, if you're offended by blasphemy, definitely keep listening. |
| 0:04.0 | This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by |
| 0:07.4 | the new camera accessory for men's rights activists. |
| 0:11.4 | The Inselfy Stick. The Inselfy Stick. |
| 0:14.0 | Tilt it down to show off that sweet, sweet neck beard or use it to go fuck yourself. |
| 0:20.8 | And now the skating atheist. |
| 0:22.4 | Hello, this is senior pets from the And now the Skating Atheist. |
| 0:23.0 | Hello, this is Senior Pets from the Truth About Turkey A Podcast |
| 0:27.0 | podcast, telling you that we did in fact evolve from Filthy Monkey, Maine. from filthy monkey, mongue. Main. I'm It's Thursday. |
| 0:55.0 | Thursday. |
| 0:56.0 | It's April 11th. |
| 0:57.6 | And it's Barbara Shop Quartet Day. |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah, and your wives definitely wish you were fucking each other instead. |
| 1:04.0 | They sure do. I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:06.5 | I'm Michael Marshall. I'm Heath Enright, and from Samuel Alito's New Jersey, Ann Arbor, Michigan, and Liverpool, |
| 1:12.4 | England, this is Liverpool, England. |
| 1:13.3 | This is the skating atheist. |
| 1:15.7 | On this week's episode, Indiana rules we have to triple-stamp Theocracies double-stamp. |
| 1:20.9 | Tennessee lawmakers make sure that vaccine-infused lettuce remains illegal. |
| 1:28.0 | And culture warriors will get ticked off by some Easter buns. |
| 1:31.6 | But first, the Elyatron. Man did I have a blast at the American Atheist Convention in Philadelphia. I got to meet some wonderful folks |
| 1:54.3 | doing amazing work within the movement. I ate some excellent food, thank you |
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