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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

58: Arcades in Nashville, TN

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Christine (cactus print) and Alex (stripper scent) bring you the first Beach Too Sandy episode of a new decade. We read reviews of arcades, arcade bars, and dueling piano bars (for some reason) in Nashville, TN. Then Alex lives up to his challenge, reading negative reviews of kitchen products that weren't used as intended. Hopefully we don't ruin your entire decade with another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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0:00.0

Knock, knock, who's there? It's the land of same day.

0:02.4

What? Iceland.co.uk? It's only been two hours.

0:05.4

That's right. With St. Dave Leverie, we'll have your shopping with you in no time.

0:09.0

Shop online today at Iceland.co.uk.

0:11.6

Delivery from £2 minimum of £25 to your restrictions in terms of life.

0:16.4

Island hopping.

0:17.6

On a private bloody yacht. That's like someone else's life.

0:21.0

Don't need a proper plan.

0:23.8

I wouldn't enjoy it while we can.

0:27.5

Hello? Can you hear me?

0:30.9

But I'm waiting you.

0:32.8

I don't know where we are.

0:36.2

He's there. He's there.

0:38.4

New original series. No escape.

0:40.8

Stream all episodes now.

0:42.3

On Paramount Plus. Tap the banner to stream now.

0:45.6

Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet.

0:50.3

A podcast featuring real reviews written by people

0:54.7

who just need the world to know what they think.

0:58.4

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast.

1:03.2

But I'd give it zero stars if I could.

1:21.4

Hello?

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