57: Holiday Reviews Extravaganza
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2019
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
This week, CHRISTine and Alex reveal what is causing the death of all humans... at least according to a single reviewer. Believe it or not, it's not caused by Starbucks holiday cups. Apparently those are just the result of Lunatic Leftwing Liberal Losers like us. Try not to break your finger smashing the play button, and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
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| 0:00.0 | Think You Know Disney Plus? Think Again. |
| 0:06.0 | Stream everything from family comedies like Monster Zinc. |
| 0:09.0 | There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. |
| 0:14.0 | That thing is a killing machine! |
| 0:16.0 | To mystery comedies like only murders in the building. |
| 0:19.0 | Someone's trying to frame this. |
| 0:21.0 | So what do we know about my daughter's murder? |
| 0:23.0 | Think You Know Disney Plus? Think Again. |
| 0:26.0 | 18 Plus subscription required to Jesus' supply. |
| 0:56.0 | Enterprise Render Car helps over 100,000 every day. |
| 1:00.0 | Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. |
| 1:05.0 | A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 1:13.0 | Between You and Me, I wanted to like this podcast. |
| 1:18.0 | But I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 1:26.0 | Happy Holidays! |
| 1:37.0 | Happy Holidays! |
| 1:40.0 | Happy Holidays! |
| 1:45.0 | You always just have something prepared. |
| 1:48.0 | Happy Holidays? Yeah. |
| 1:50.0 | Okay. Do you know any of the other words? |
| 1:53.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:56.0 | Welcome to our holiday extravaganza. |
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