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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

We have some actual exciting news this episode, so listen up! Then listen to us read some ridiculous reviews written by both real and not so real people. I'm too sick/seeping too much to think of funny things to write, so just try to enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. 

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0:00.0

This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

0:06.1

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

0:11.6

No, no, no, no, oh just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes

0:16.2

What whoa?

0:18.2

Oh

0:22.2

I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want batting

0:28.0

Meerkat it. Simple. Hey, it's Grace Beverly here. I don't know about you but this summer

0:33.4

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0:37.5

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0:57.7

Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by people

1:08.6

who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this

1:15.6

podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

1:23.8

You do it. Okay, I don't know. Well, yeah, because I've been getting troubles. I

1:42.4

like what? Because I'm going to get trouble for my announcement. Oh, I thought you meant

1:47.6

you do. I was you do the intro. I don't want to talk much this episode.

1:51.2

I was interested and he has a fucking neck pillow strapped on himself. It keeps my head

1:58.4

up. I'm so sorry about that, everybody. I do have an announcement that we're not sure

2:03.6

for a lot to tell you, but we're going to tell you anyway, which is very exciting. And

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