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Chapo Trap House

576 - The Wonder Twins (11/15/21)

Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

News

4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

We look at the twin avatars for the future of the Democratic party: Mayor Secretary Pete, through his new documentary “Mayor Pete,” and Kamala Harris, through a new CNN article about how everyone is being very mean and unfair to her. Grim stuff! Fortunately the boys have a surefire solution for who should lead the party into 2024, if the Dems are brave enough to take their advice. Grab your tickets to our 12/8 show at Asbury Hall in Buffalo: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chapo-trap-house-tickets-201713088277 And have you checked out our new merch drops? Some good shit in here: https://shop.chapotraphouse.com/

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0:00.0

You know how yesterday I promised you guys that I had a really gross thing. I thought of it, but I was gonna say I have been yeah

0:06.4

I have honestly been waiting for this very excited. Okay, so imagine, you know, there's a girl you like and

0:16.2

Instead of like DMing her like hey or like even a picture of your dick you DM her this sweat outline of your dick on your bedsheets

0:25.4

That's one sweaty dick. It's just yeah, and you do it in the world like your dark as bedroom that you put black outlines in but with the flash on

0:38.2

So you just see like a salty crust of sweat on your bed. They're calling it the gray duvet cover challenge

0:46.7

So sort of like a shroud of torrent but for your dick exactly. Yeah, exactly, but using

0:52.4

um

0:53.4

Photo techniques of a certain certain individual certain conservative thinker a certain sweaty individual a sweaty conservative individual

1:00.9

Shroud of urine. Is that anything?

1:02.9

Yeah, nice. Yeah, that was the gross thing I was thinking of and I wanted to wait till you guys. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you

1:09.6

Oh

1:27.2

Well for today's episode we watched the mayor Pete documentary in my soul my soul has fully left my body

1:34.9

So in light of that I'd like to plug something at the beginning of the show December 8th Buffalo as Barry Hall tickets still available

1:43.2

If you live in Western New York, there is absolutely no reason for you not to attend this concert if you live anywhere in Canada

1:50.4

The entire country of Canada. This is your opportunity to see chapo Buffalo is next to the city and state of Canada

1:57.8

If you are a New Yorker who failed to get a ticket to our Brooklyn show get on the goddamn amtrak North go up there do it

2:08.1

I'll go one further if you're a New Yorker and you either didn't get a ticket to our Brooklyn show or you just like

2:16.4

Hey, it's not working for you. Okay, you came here four or five years ago. You were like I had this idea

2:23.8

That I'm gonna have a show where it's me and my friends talking about the news. It hasn't worked

2:28.8

It's not going well. You've tried everything else. What if you became you know like a cardboard box factory foreman in Buffalo

2:38.3

There's a buffalo. There's a lot of opportunity there

2:41.1

You know if you just if you just want to vibe if you're done with striving and want to vibe come to Buffalo stay

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