Feel like Felix your thoughts on it's journals. All right. This is I was inspired to write this after viewing the movie

Hold up is this the eternal or the ring? I say that because every film bro will fucking kill themselves after seeing this

To say close out understood the assignment is an understatement while movie heads were saying bullshit films called the last day of July and

Rainy coffee were cinema because they're depressing marvel turned in a visually stunning tale of morality and imperialism in the age of neoliberal

Adamization spelled properly

Let's start with the visuals

Eternals is boldly displayed in 144p

This is not something even the most antagonistic filmmaker would do that represents the blurry nature of modern life

For the most part I had absolutely no idea who these characters were

Why their voices sounded fucked up in echoey almost as if recorded by camcorder in a movie theater

Anytime two characters kissed or had sex it seemed as though they were being forced to prove to an immigration official that they are not in a sham marriage

There are breathtakingly unfunny lines sprinkled weirdly throughout into dramatic moments that you still don't really give a shit about and that's what life is really like

That's the experience of being a person

Someone tells you that your friend died and you go, ah, but I'm present BTS

You give your loved one you're your beloved your spouse three incredible robotic pumps

You talk exactly like John Hodgman, but translated into your exact culture

That's what it means to be both a person and an eternal

But as if that as if that's not enough. There are frequent pop-ups advertising online slot machines in both Hindi and Spanish

That shows the globalization has made us lonely or and that all our personal relationships are in fact gambles

If you are martin scorsese you should end your entire bloodline

You could never think of this you short piece of shit go ask your wife to get some chocolate chips from the high shelf

Hey, honey notice I haven't mentioned the plot

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