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🗓️ 19 November 2021
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0:00.0 | Maybe the plan is like for like that's what they're going to use for Boris to pull it out. |
0:05.1 | Like Boris is going to make a big speech about how much you love the Queen. |
0:09.9 | Oh yeah, fuck away. |
0:13.6 | Like when the cards are really down, Boris will give us the best speech ever. |
0:18.2 | Boris will give us speech about the many opportunities he's had to share with Queen Elizabeth |
0:22.3 | the second and that her minge is absolutely top notch. But yeah, the Queen, I just think it's like |
0:27.9 | I don't think England could take the death of their monarch right now. |
0:32.5 | I just think it's they're teetering on the brink here. |
0:35.9 | And when I say they're fighting each other at the petrol stations, |
0:40.8 | they need to at least like get some like emergency fish sticks air dropped in there or something. |
0:46.0 | They need to get their their HMP sauce reservoirs strategically refilled before they can |
0:52.2 | handle the death of the Queen. |
0:53.6 | Once the once the Germanic pretender leaves, then they can finally give up this this illusion of being a Christian country and go back to pre-Christian paganism. |
1:04.0 | I mean, that's what they want. |
1:05.3 | I mean, yeah, the way that they heart, the way that they all weirdly yearn for the fucking blitz and |
1:10.7 | and having to eat turnips and a fucking bunker, they really want to be sacrificed in front of a fucking standing stone. |
1:17.6 | That's their actual desire. |
1:19.0 | Do you remember Captain Tom, who's that Captain Tom was this like poor old man. |
1:23.9 | He was like an RAF captain during the war and it was like he was like I'm going to do laps around me. |
1:31.2 | I just raised money for the NHS and like they basically made him a celebrity so they could like cheer for when he died. |
1:41.2 | It was one of the more perverse things I've ever seen the English do, which is saying a lot. |
1:45.1 | But it was clear from the moment that they sort of made him famous, first from articles in the Daily Mail that were like, |
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