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🗓️ 9 November 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | So, um, don't know where to begin with this episode. I'm just gonna say it's time for, it's time for a choppo call out. |
0:07.5 | And that is for, for years, for months and years now, uh, Felix has been promoting the work of Barney. |
0:14.3 | And after his performance at Astro World this weekend, I think it's finally time that we recognize that the dark, dark satanic energies that Barney is bringing at his concerts. |
0:23.6 | Literally literal human sacrifice. Are you willing to repent for your promotion? You're so, you're so full of shit. It's like insane how full of shit you are. |
0:32.4 | Like literally, like, first of all, okay, for fucking Elmo fan, to accuse somebody of this, like a fucking Elmo fan. Are you joking? |
0:41.5 | Like one of the most narcissistic performers on earth, one of the most cynical fucking performers on earth, Elmo. |
0:47.0 | You're gonna tell me Barney's satanic. Yes, Barney uses out their imagery. He's been experimenting since the 80s. But like, Barney was the first major performer to push for like security to have Narcan at his show. |
1:00.5 | And you're really gonna like accuse this. It is all dude. |
1:03.5 | Oh, so Felix, Felix, Felix, when Barney was on stage with Drake singing rhythmically in a certain high fear frequency, one to buckle my shoe, |
1:14.2 | one to buckle my shoe with a giant eye of Horus rotating behind them. And then, and then literally people being sacrificed in the audience. You're willing to defend this. |
1:24.4 | Okay, first of all, you're gonna just turn your, turn your eyes away from this, this evil. |
1:28.8 | First of all, the fact that they are doing one to buckle my shoe, you like know so little about music. Like you're such a fucking like pitchfork dickwriter. |
1:37.7 | You don't know that Barney's friend who overdosed wrote that song. And that's why he's doing it. |
1:42.4 | It's not a Barney song. It's like Barney, like Barney does that every November, because that's when his friend died. |
1:47.4 | Yeah, but like, I mean, a lot of other people died too at his concert. |
1:50.9 | I mean, like, you know, I don't want to like get conspiratorial, but like Barney is one of the only celebrities who like openly talks about Palestine. |
1:59.4 | I don't, you know, I don't want to like go crazy here, but crazy or shit's happened, right? You know, that's what we say. |
2:06.9 | Um, I just like, we're talking about a guy who like before this concert, while everyone was fucking praising Big Bird, you know, Big Bird doing what he does, making a big show of things, being a fucking diva. |
2:19.9 | Oh, you don't get the vaccine. I'll take like one hour out of my trailer to like do a thing. |
2:25.9 | Barney was like Barney put on like a beanie and like sunglasses and it was just going door to door with like doctors, like people from medicine and some frontiers. |
2:35.9 | We're friends with vaccinating people in low income neighborhoods in Los Angeles. |
2:40.9 | So yeah, I mean, it's like you want this, you like want Barney to be the villain. So fucking bad because you think it's like contrarian. |
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