572 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2020

⏱️ 156 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM to get your first refill FREE! - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%! - Go to ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free! - Go to Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month! DON'T BE STINGY! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by discussing their recent trip to Austin, Texas, before watching their opening clip of a cool guy's big booty breakdown. They then review a cool guy application submitted by a mommy lawyer, as well as other listener emails. We find out the mommy army has gotten to the Conspiracy Cool Guy and got him to read some YMH references. Also, Jean and Jean learn they've played his videos before, and revisit a classic song of his. They also watch new Fedsmoker, Dan Pena, and Horrible or Hilarious videos.! Chris Distefano is a stand-up comedian and host of the History Hyenas podcast. He joins the main mommies to share stories about his father, discuss getting over his hypersexuality, and give himself many nicknames. He watches the Conspiracy Cool Guy's Donald Trump Song, some of Dan Pena's classics, and of course Christina's TikTok curations.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the greatest podcast you could ever find anywhere on the interwebs. It's your mom's house. I'm Tom. She's Christina
0:09.3	Christine. Christine. I'm Todd. We have a great show
0:13.4	plan for you. Hey y'all we do have a great show y'all today and you know what they say great shows when
0:20.4	Reb and your armpits together and they stink. That's what they say. Sounds like that. Oh
0:24.7	Texas saying we were hey well we were we were down in Texas. You know y'all hey y'all well
0:37.8	you know what they say Texas is good for two things. Queers and stairs and I don't see no horns
0:44.2	coming out of your head. Okay. Yeah. It was great. I had a lot of barbecue. I love me some barbecue. Yeah.
0:51.6	It was really good food. Really nice people. Really nice. But we're gonna have to start saying
0:57.1	y'all now which is gonna be difficult. If we go there again. If we go there again. There's
1:01.2	so many other places to live. Y'all you know where I want to check out. Where y'all where?
1:05.8	Wyoming. I like Wyoming. Big open land. Just be up there with Kanye and friends.
1:13.5	Is that where he goes? I didn't know that. Yeah he's got a big old ranch up there.
1:16.7	Yeah. He goes up there when he's having an episode breakdown. Yeah. Sounds perfect. And then
1:22.5	other people come visit him and tell him he's fine. Yeah. He's not. You know what I really liked
1:27.3	about Austin though? Is there not hysteria about COVID? I like that they're like I don't wear no
1:34.2	fucking mask. Yeah. We shake in hands and I was like whoa handshakes out of the gate. Yeah.
1:39.4	They basically are like they go like are you stupid or you know okay like that and they shake
1:44.8	your hand. Yeah it's pretty funny. You're not a queer. Yeah. They have the the masks they all
1:50.4	have like masks like on their chin. They're like do you want me to do it? I will if you want me to
1:54.8	do it. I want to do it. You're like okay. They were like yeah it was always like I guess don't do it
1:59.0	and they're like okay that's what I thought. Yeah it was always a dance and there was one
2:02.0	particular thing. And we got COVID tested. Yeah. Nags. Nags. Yeah. Supernig. Yeah. Sorry that's
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