571 - Marcus King - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2020

⏱️ 152 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh snap there's hot here merch method.com slash Tom Segura check out all our
0:06.3	new stuff
0:09.4	and we're back for Christine I'm Tom welcome to your mom's house
0:14.6	Palmcast this is where you get all the important news out there you can turn
0:20.8	off Fox you can turn off CNN you can turn off BBC for specially BBC we're so
0:28.2	much smarter than them Tom we know exactly what's going on in all the aspects of
0:33.5	all the news coronavirus is down it's gone all right are we at orange I think
0:43.0	we're at orange level risks you can go back outside now stock market doing
0:49.3	better make more money with your stocks toilet paper is back in abundance now
0:56.4	you can buy that more very true the fires they're still bad but they're going
1:01.9	they're less of them now and back to sports vote vote for the Supreme Court
1:10.6	justice and also NFL is going some of the teams are not as good this year I
1:17.9	listen to the I watched the game with you and they make crowd noises even
1:23.1	though there's no crowd yeah that's not okay or retarded no is it gay and
1:29.6	retarded maybe I don't know it might be I didn't make the rules that's the
1:36.1	weather Tom oh yeah it's still hot some parts of the country then some places
1:44.3	is already getting cooler and that's it for the news so you know what they
1:50.4	did that masturbating Ginsburg lady died and they mentioned no one talked
1:57.1	about that she wasn't hot no I mean like just smart but she wasn't very hot
2:03.1	never thought about that you're totally right that that has been left out of
2:07.4	yeah I mean she's very elderly and so usually when they cover the elderly
2:14.5	they don't discuss their hot level well I'm just thinking you know she's a lovely
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