573 - Steve Byrne - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2020

⏱️ 146 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Go to KushyDreams.com and use Promo Code YMH for 20% off your next order - Go to ForHims.com/mom - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by discussing their dating pet peeves. They take a look at a rich Cool Guy that explains his outlook on dating. They also discuss Trisha Paytas' recent raunchy tweets. They watch videos of a garbageman Cool Guy, an Argentinian senator who got caught being inappropriate on Zoom, an elephant enema, and a Family Feud bulge. They discuss news articles about recycled rubbers and swearing parrots. Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss his new podcast the Roach Motel. Josh gives an update on his Cameos and discusses the possibility of the Buffalo Bills going to the Superbowl. They watch a video of a very cool singer, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Steve Byrne is a comedian, actor, and writer-director of the new film "The Opening Act." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss the making of the film, how him and his wife differ from Tom and CP, and Charo's famous fart. He watches some Horrible or Hilarious videos, some Cool Guys, Congressman Jerry Nadler potentially browning himself, Christina's TikToks and more!

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0:00.0	Good morning my over 18 queens
0:05.5	Let's have a great day and do me a favor for your friend Tommy here let those boobs hang and
0:13.3	You know let's let's make a couple videos send me a couple videos. Let's all have fun today. It's for everybody
0:18.8	Not just him. No, you're gonna like the developments on that guy by the way. Yeah his talks have it's it's gone to a new place
0:26.2	Yeah, big news guys. I love that
0:33.5	That the the way that that guy starts. He's like good morning
0:37.2	Let your boobs hang and then and then he's like let's all let's all have a great day like we're all in this together
0:43.0	You know, it's like saying like good morning
0:46.4	Let's meditate do some yoga and let's all have a great day. Well because it's in the girls interest you right right right fun for her to send
0:54.0	Her boob pics to him and then he's like see I started the fun
1:00.9	Well, all of us yeah, oh man very cool very cool guys very cool the world is so cool right now
1:09.2	I feel like everything's just normal and awesome and yeah, right everything's going well
1:15.1	Everything's going well nothing to report
1:18.3	Nothing to see here
1:20.3	Looking forward to Halloween Tom Halloween should be really good time. Are you gonna dress up Halloween's cancelled?
1:27.5	I know Halloween is canceled. I know I'm gonna do something at home for the kids
1:33.3	I think just to have a little party at the house fuck that it's Josh Zolo's 21st birthday pretty soon who?
1:40.0	Josh solo who's that he works here. He's the young babies. Oh, oh, hey man nice to meet you
1:45.5	I hope you have a good birthday. What's he turning? He's turning 21. That's a big one October 18th and I'm a big one
1:53.2	I mean you can jack off in public now
1:56.0	Which turn 21
1:58.6	It's not against the law anymore
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