Hello and welcome to Kump. As you can see, there is no video today.

Don't complain to me because we have a very special guest that will make up for any of your misgivings.

I want to give a warm Kump welcome to a man who is right now stranded in a COVID wasteland.

He's spent Thanksgiving alone.

He can tell us what he's been doing,

but I presume it's sitting in filth, perhaps,

eating, you know, scraps.

He's possibly lost a lot of weight.

Please give a warm welcome to Tim Dillon.

How great would it be if you had Rogan,

and that's how you brought Joe Rogan on?

Like he's in a COVID wasteland.

I don't know what he's doing.

Give it up for Joe Rose.

Wouldn't it be great to just give him like that type of introduction?

I mean, look, how is it over there?

Introductions are one of the funniest things because there are people that are so bad at them.

Right.

That before you even start the interview, you're like, like I've been angry at people

because it's so bad at the introduction they don't know where they

they say something you did six years ago this guy was this guy I saw him on

gotham comedy access comedy on Gotham whatever was called yeah it's like it's like have you

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